2010/07/31

老細,我要請假

“老細。”
“你個呢個呢個搞掂未?"
"做嗮啦,放在響你台面。”
“Erm。好,甘接落黎...”
“Har..我仲有個個個個,這個這個,那個那個未搞掂喔...”
“搞甘耐都未搞掂?唔緊要,你同我搞掂呢個先。”
(上次你都係甘同我講嘎...)
"...“
”老細。”
“yes?有事啟奏,無事躝番出去。咪唸住炸家而偷懶。”
“我要請假吖...”
“請假,上次咪請咗咯?又放假?”
“上次阿七姨婆,個舅父,個表侄嘅三姨太個唐細佬取四姨太...;今次係生日。"
“生日,邊個生日。”
“小人。”
“生日駛唔駛請假吖...”
“..."
“咪住,上個月你嘅理由又係生日?”
“上個月鬼佬生日,要同班Friend慶祝啊...,呢個月唐人生日,要同阿媽慶祝。”
“甘都得?得啦得啦,你放還放,嘀嘢同我搞掂嗮先好放,咪走路吖。”
“係...”
“甘下個月呢個涅?”
“甘我生日係18號,無理由呢個月慶祝,下個月唔慶祝嘎嘛。”
“咩道理?”
“我鄉下係甘計嘅喔...”
“哇,甘咪個個月都生日?”
“呢個叫月生日,我仲有週生日..."
“哇...“
“不過我唔好彩,我出生日係禮拜。阿媽話哉,天生勞碌命。”
“你到低邊署鄉下啊,甘無厘頭嘅?"
"甘你嘀Project夠無厘頭啦,7日起貨又有,有3個月嘅又插多幾個兩個禮拜嘅,兩個禮拜嘅又插個6日嘅,6日嘅又俾之前原本係兩個月搞唔掂嘅插返轉頭。“
”我遲嘀仲要轉戶籍,轉去個有Birthday Hour Break, Birthday Minute Break, Birthday Second Breath...嘅添啊。唔係甘做落去短命幾年啊。“
”Eh Friend,人生有幾個十年啊?梗系趁后生,拼搏一番嘅...”
"我人生真係無幾個十年,又未有Girl Friend,最唔爽嘅就係連修尾幾個十年都奉獻埋俾你....”

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