老細，我要請假

“老細。”
“你個呢個呢個搞掂未？"
"做嗮啦，放在響你台面。”
“Erm。好，甘接落黎...”
“Har..我仲有個個個個，這個這個，那個那個未搞掂喔...”
“搞甘耐都未搞掂？唔緊要，你同我搞掂呢個先。”
（上次你都係甘同我講嘎...)
"...“
”老細。”
“yes?有事啟奏，無事躝番出去。咪唸住炸家而偷懶。”
“我要請假吖...”
“請假，上次咪請咗咯？又放假？”
“上次阿七姨婆，個舅父，個表侄嘅三姨太個唐細佬取四姨太...;今次係生日。"
“生日，邊個生日。”
“小人。”
“生日駛唔駛請假吖...”
“..."
“咪住，上個月你嘅理由又係生日？”
“上個月鬼佬生日，要同班Friend慶祝啊...，呢個月唐人生日，要同阿媽慶祝。”
“甘都得？得啦得啦，你放還放，嘀嘢同我搞掂嗮先好放，咪走路吖。”
“係...”
“甘下個月呢個涅？”
“甘我生日係18號，無理由呢個月慶祝，下個月唔慶祝嘎嘛。”
“咩道理？”
“我鄉下係甘計嘅喔...”
“哇，甘咪個個月都生日？”
“呢個叫月生日，我仲有週生日..."
“哇...“
“不過我唔好彩，我出生日係禮拜。阿媽話哉，天生勞碌命。”
“你到低邊署鄉下啊，甘無厘頭嘅？"
"甘你嘀Project夠無厘頭啦，7日起貨又有，有3個月嘅又插多幾個兩個禮拜嘅，兩個禮拜嘅又插個6日嘅，6日嘅又俾之前原本係兩個月搞唔掂嘅插返轉頭。“
”我遲嘀仲要轉戶籍，轉去個有Birthday Hour Break, Birthday Minute Break, Birthday Second Breath...嘅添啊。唔係甘做落去短命幾年啊。“
”Eh Friend，人生有幾個十年啊？梗系趁后生，拼搏一番嘅...”
"我人生真係無幾個十年，又未有Girl Friend，最唔爽嘅就係連修尾幾個十年都奉獻埋俾你....”

P/S:
本故事對白純屬虛構，如有雷同，實屬不幸

Card Engineering

It has been quite a long while I had not been updating. As personal time had been shrunk after start working.

My mom always asking me "Actually what your jobs do?", and I always said:" Mom, engineer, design engineer is a Zappalang job", you design, you analysis, you decide, then sub out for fabrication, you schedule, you coordinate, you direct, you source, you troubleshoot, buy off, follow up....everything."

How it works? well, recently I got a personal project for a friend. I guess it can elaborate: everything you can imagine what I need to do to make this card. Is what I did in my job.






While there is a problem with this card, the whole penguin had been elevated around 5-10mm, which I thought it was due to my mistake during the glue curing.

After I setup a CAD in Solidworks, I find out it was actually due to interference when closing the card. It I should glad that I allowed it to elevated before the glue cured, else it would be a card damage instead.

Note that in the video, at the open stage and fully closed stage, there are no interference, what was happened was just seconds before it fully closed.




Engineering is everywhere.
By chance, next time I will discuss other engineering problem in this card.
(I wonder if I declared this as a Engineering problem will be accused for overkill)