Wednesday, January 4, 2012

201Z

年初的幾個月,總是會迷迷糊糊的把日子裡的年份寫成去年的。

一份份的文件,簽個名,寫上dd/mm/11。翻下一頁。

大概是思想上還沒準備好,可是拿了年終花紅,趁著聖誕長假年尾大清銷血拼,看了年度十大新聞回顧;看了激昂倒數--十,九,八,七,六,五,四,三,二,一,零!瞬間煙花璀璨,看著情侶們熱情擁吻那一刻的感動,觸動到發了不知其數的短訊,MSN,臉書,微搏--用上大字母的“HAPPY NEW YEAR”!

怎麼可能。怎麼可能說思想上還沒準備好呢?
難道搞了那麼多一副滿心期待來年的動作,只是做做個樣子?
就像是擠公共巴士或是捷運一樣,總是在後面的時候在急,進了車子就慢了腳步。

於是過了七秒鐘,從扔到一邊的文件夾裡翻找剛剛的那一份文件,然後把"1"改成"Z";還真的是很不像樣。還好明年的話還是可以這樣改的,後年可就要用刪的了。(*批注:壞習慣要改,居然Forecast到三年預算同樣的錯還要錯三年?這才是很不像樣。)

或是潛意識中表達了對上一年的不舍。

但2011有的是日本海嘯地震核危機,非洲乾旱飢荒千萬人,歐洲四國經濟隱憂,阿拉伯之春動盪不安(好像是喜事,但筆者看來有傷亡,有代價,如果有得選擇的話,任何人都寧願和平地轉型吧。)

很難想像對2011可以有什麼不捨。

但2012年似乎更陰雲密布:2011年歐元區滯留下的問題,始終不見任何決定性的轉機,卻到了多個國家的大選之年或是新一代交替;南海問題像是不斷在扯拉線索的結。

也許我不是在不捨著2011,也不是在畏懼這2012。而是想看看能不能像春上村書那樣,突然在這個世界出現了兩個月亮--我跳脫了這個世界,出現在201Z這個年份。(*幹!我就知道是這樣,抄襲!抄襲!)

當然這是不可能的,各位人類,如果末日預言準確的話還剩下352天,好消息是你還可以吃一碗冬至的花生湯圓;末日預言不准確的話壞消息是不能逃避,日子還要繼續熬;好消息是只要有心的話這碗湯是越熬越好喝,越熬約入味啊!(順帶一提,好消息還附送有獎問答回饋卷:“又答錯啦!感謝支持末日預言有獎問答有限公司的活動,特此附送多一次《猜中世界末日日期有獎問答比賽》報名表格,大獎有巨型彗星一顆,海嘯雄景一日遊,碎裂地球跳跳冒險遊戲,鏈環大火山爆發驚險列車,星球爆炸實驗模型任君選擇哦!)



03/01/11 留
04/01/1Z
(p/s: 刻意的錯誤,反而做不出想要的感覺。只是突然發現明年,后年,大後年可以PO回同一篇然後刪多幾次日期來湊帖數。--到底是什麼腦筋啊...)

Monday, April 11, 2011

Safety Interlock

The story start from 3 years ago, I got myself a Nokia 6500s, a decent phone, S60, comes with an dictionary application, chinese calendar, nice lens (for the time and the price). On top of that, it's stainless steel body cover with class. (which is the same reason I got an eye on Samsung Wave, but they don't have it on android phones.)

Somehow, one day it dropped from the 4th floor of Suntec Convention Center, which my heart had broken since. No other damages noticed so far, other than the micro SD card had not been functioning. Everytime I tried to access it, it either suddenly disappear from the GUI, nor caused a hang of the phone.

I coped with it for some time, before switching into the current Samsung Galaxy Spica as I renewed my contract. The Nokia 6500s since then become my secondary phone, especially while I am in Malaysia.

Last Sunday, I decided to send it for a fix, as I thought the fall  must had damaged the Micro SD card slot. The shops returned it back to me on the next day, charging me SGD30 for the work done, telling me that it worked.

I went home, tried it with my own Micro SD, nothing happened. I started to ponder as it is impossible that the shop thought that it worked. Desparately, I did a search. It turns out that there are quite some users had had the same issue as well.

Here comes the thing: Taking out the back cover and observe, you can find there are 4 spots of connecting points on the back of the sliding phone (Refer to Caption 1.). While the same applies to the stainless steel cover, having four protrusions each correspond to one of the connecting points mentioned earlier (three are by metal punching, and the last one close to the camera lens cover are of metal bending (Refer to Caption 2.). The four connection points must be connected, to have the Micro SD reader work, I believe they have it to prevent users having the micro SD card without installing the cover(or perhaps "properly installed the cover"), as the micro SD card may drop out.(Although I have alot of doubts for this purpose)

Caption 1. Connecting Points on the Back of the Phone (See Red Circles)

Caption 2. Protrusion on the Stainless Steel Cover (See Red Circles)
Nail Clipper Gripping Direction (See Red Arrows)

The one close to the camera lens was slightly flattened, I tested it by pushing down the cover tight, and the reader works again. Once I had my hands off, the cover springs back and hence, again disconnected. At the end of the day, a nail clipper saves the day. (See Caption 2.)

Conclusion
1) The phone GUI should have pop out warnings, such as "The back cover was not detected, please carefully install it to have access to the memory card", instead just gone off, auto switching to the phone memory itself.
2) Perhaps Nokia had mentioned it in the manual, I missed it.
3) My engineering failed, Nokia failed, Google wins.
4) As I always said, google is my best, if only I had asked for his help earlier, I could have save my coins.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

杂记

1) 今天早上突发奇想一个有趣的点子,开心了整个早上,晚上回家做功课发现到现在没有人做的原因不是因为没有人想到,而是理论上已经错误。

2)我不能明白的是身边的女性朋友明明近视,却总是不愿意戴眼镜,而宁愿每次冒眼干得发红的冒险;我更不能理解的是最近遇到许多明明没有近视却戴镜框的女性,认为那样很潮。还好还没遇到戴了隐形眼镜另外再戴一个无镜镜框的。(旁:你又知道没有?)

3)话说遇见一位正在制作畚斗的叔叔,突然想起了以前的畚斗都是用刀标油四方桶制作的。现在应该很难见到了。我想这大概就是传闻中80后跟长辈们的差别。在我这个岁数的,能自己修家具电的人实在不多。有的话,都是要搞发明那种程度的。

4)我说,我喜欢自己的工作,是因为像是自己在设计模型然后自己再砌。更重要的是只要自己有本事弄得出来没人敢惹你。把这告诉小男孩们的话他们大概都会很羡慕吧?